zenec:

me @ myself:

(via hotboyproblems)

unrelatableuserboxes:

unrelatableuserboxes:

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

{This user thought you said printer}

(via confirmance)

godofavengers:

One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

(via hansoffmycapes)

sridevi:

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

(via done)

mysticalcoffeequeen:

itsryanguys:

blindedjanus:

me making another post for my 12 followers knowing that it will get approximately 4 notes

The 4 followers

Love y’all

(via tunnocksteacakes-deactivated202)

chill0naperochingona:

hotgirlmegan:

cummunismkillls:

hotgirlmegan:

cummunismkillls:

hotgirlmegan:

cummunismkillls:

benepla:

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

She’s a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. You’ll be waiting a while sis

Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? “Oh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so I’ll give it a COUPLE of weeks” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!

It means she’s stubborn and petty like you don’t need to be an astrologist to know that about ha

Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY

It’s cos Mercury’s in retrograde

BITCH

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